70+ Winter and Christmas Instagram Captions

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And ’tis the season for cute holiday and snowy pics. So, to save you time for drinking hot cocoa and watching Hallmark Christmas movies, I’ve crafted the best list of 70+ Winter and Christmas Instagram Captions! (Hopefully this gets me on the nice list)

• Sleighing the game
• Chillin’ with my ho-ho-homegirls
• Twerkin’ while the elves are workin’
• “Bah, humbug!” –Scrooge
• Bow down, Grinches!
• A Starbucks red cup is my favorite accessory.
• “First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.” —Elf
• Please Christmas, don’t be late.
• Blame it on the Eggnog!
• Every day I’m shovelin’

• Holiday wishes and peppermint kisses 😘
• Resting Grinch face
• I’m only a morning person on December 25th.
• Hallmark channel and chill
• If only you could fit under my Christmas tree…
• Me as a mom: Kids, I think Santa wants wine this year…
• Hurry down the chimney tonight.
• Dear Santa, I’m sorry I ate all the cookies…
• One cookie away from fitting the Santa costume! 🎅
• My Christmas tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this weekend!

• Cold hands, warm heart 🤍
• Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer…🍺
• Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.
• “Simply having a wonderful Christmas time”
• FA LA LA LA LA 🎵
• Snowy hair don’t care. ❄
• Eat, drink, and be cozy.
•  “Tomorrow is Christmas…it’s practically here!” –Grinch
• Dear Santa, I can explain.
• Sleigh all day.

• Oh! I thought you said Christmas spirits!
• Never get too old to look up in the sky for Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve.
• Christmas isn’t a holiday…it’s a way of life
• The snuggle is real.
• “Some people are worth melting for.” –Olaf ⛄
• …And to all a good night!
• Jingle all the way!
• Current status: waiting for a long Winter’s nap…
• ‘Tis the season to be freezin’
• Single and ready to jingle!

• Sleigh my name, sleigh my name
• May your days be merry and bright
• The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. – Elf
• Although it’s been said, many times, many ways, Merry Christmas to you.
• Don’t get your tinsel in a tangle.
• Friends are the marshmallows in life’s hot chocolate!
• The only thing getting “lit” this weekend are my Christmas scented candles.
• It’s a wrap! 🎁
• When life gives you snow, make snow angels!
• Love in the air, snowflakes in my hair❄

• Hibernation mode: ACTIVATED
• It’s the most wonderful time of the year.
• I love you snow much.
• Baby, it’s cold outside.
• Walkin’ in a Winter wonderland.
• Christmas movies and chill.
• Meet me under the mistletoe.
• It’s Christmas jammies time!
• It’s never too cold for iced coffee.
• “The cold never bothered me anyway.” –Elsa

• All I want for Christmas is food, or whatever Mariah Carey said.
• Christmas lights and Winter nights
• Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow. ❄
• Blame it on the mistletoe.
• Go elf yourself!
• Do you want to build a snowman? —Frozen ⛄
• There’s no business like snow business.
• Sweater weather is better together!
• Merry Christmas ya filthy animal.” – Home Alone
• All I want for Christmas is you.
• It’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with youuu 🎵
• What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe. 😘

There you have it! 70+ Winter and Christmas Instagram captions! If you are in need of more IG captions, check out 65 Fall Instagram Captions or 30 OOTD Instagram Captions, and don’t forget to leave a comment telling me which ones are your favorite!